This is a collection of cute quotes which are the tops for making you smile! “It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” ~William Blake “Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die.” ~ Nelson Mandela. “Know [...]
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Would You Rather
There is this great new site called would you rather quiz. I have had so much fun randomly figuring out what I would rather choose from a list of two possibilities. It is the best site of the millenium! Lol!
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Funny 30 Rock Quotes
1. Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan. Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant. 2. Devon: You familiar with the Church of Practicology? Jack: You mean the cult that was invented by Stan Lee? Devon: No, [...]
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Funny Woody Allen Quotes
I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. (Play it Again Sam) I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers. (Sleepers) My brain – it’s my second favorite organ. (Sleeper) Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? A. Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once [...]
Funny Albert Einstein Quotes
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the [...]
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Random Funny Quotes
Ideas don’t stay in some minds very long because they don’t like solitary confinement. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. “Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.” – Al Bundy
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