I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. (Play it Again Sam) I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers. (Sleepers) My brain – it’s my second favorite organ. (Sleeper) Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? A. Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once [...]
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Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. G. K. Chesterton I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true. Katherine Hepburn Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charge If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? //
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