Funny Quotes » Funny Life Quotes http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com The best collection of Funny Quotes Anywhere! Tue, 01 Nov 2011 23:29:19 +0000 en hourly 1 Funny Woody Allen Quotes http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/ http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:54:56 +0000 admin http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/?p=10 I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
(Play it Again Sam)

I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers.
(Sleepers)

My brain – it’s my second favorite organ.
(Sleeper)

Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
(Sleeper)

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
(Getting Even, ‘My Philosophy’)

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
(New Yorker, ‘My Philosophy’)

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G. K. Chesterton

I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true.
Katherine Hepburn

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

]]> http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/feed/ 0 Funniest Quotes http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/ http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:19:12 +0000 admin http://www.lolfunnyquotes.com/?p=1 The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?




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