My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Milton Berle The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman I bought my wife a [...]
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Funny Men Quotes
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. Oscar Wilde *** Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. Oscar Wilde *** The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. Jeanne-Marie Roland *** On [...]
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Life Quotes
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. G. K. Chesterton I don’t care what is written about me as long as it isn’t true. Katherine Hepburn Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Funniest Quotes
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charge If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? //
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