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		<title>Funny 30 Rock Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan.
Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
2. Devon: You familiar with the Church of Practicology?
Jack: You mean the cult that was invented by Stan Lee?
Devon: No, I mean the religion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Woody Allen Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
(Play it Again Sam)
I&#8217;m really a timid person &#8211; I was beaten up by Quakers.
(Sleepers)
My brain &#8211; it&#8217;s my second favorite organ.
(Sleeper)
Q. Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
A. Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
(Sleeper)
Eternal nothingness is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Albert Einstein Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random Funny Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ideas don&#8217;t stay in some minds very long because they don&#8217;t like solitary confinement.
If there is a &#8220;WILL&#8221;, there are 500 relatives. 
&#8220;Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.&#8221; &#8211; Al Bundy 
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		<title>Funny Wife Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
-Milton Berle
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
I bought my wife a new car.
She called and said,“There was water in [...]]]></description>
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